kids really say the darndest things!

Kids nowadays are really good at talking and giving opinion, thus we sometimes never expect that they can really say the thing maturely.  Here are some examples of my kids at giving opinion or menceceh to be exact.

conclude
i was reading the newspaper online, while busing mumbling about the news that i read,
" tgk nih baby kecik2 lagi, dah kena buang kat tong sampah. mama dia tak sayang kat dia lah nih.
 Ya Allah, bas nih accident lagi, tergolek masuk dalam gaung.  Tuh la bwk bas laju macam pelesit.
Gaduh-gaduh, pas tuh bunuh.  tak abis-abis kes bunuh, tak ada hati perut langsung"

Dada: uuiisshhh...macam-macam Malaysia nih!!!

advise
Dada: Ucu, kenapa tak pakai tudung, kan papa ada? Tak baik tau, kan papa tak boleh tengok rambut ucu!
Ucunya pun buat muka senyum kambing..he3

scold
Every time i get angry with Ari chan, i will asked her to put on her jacket and stay outside.  Then she will cry and say sorry again and again, keep telling me she dont want to sleep outside.
When she getting angry with her papa, she will say, "papa naughty! pegi kuar!"

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Dada is a schema girl, everything must be in order and proper way.  So, she dont want to be late for school or else she will miss the lesson in class.  Every morning, while getting ready for school they will watch the kids program on tv and they certainly will be so engrossed watching it.  Therefore i have to trigger her for every single thing, "Dada, pakai baju cepat", "pakai setokin cepat""cepat makan"n blablablabla.......
Then when we arrived school late, she will says,
" tuh la dah lambat, nih suma mama punya pasal"

cool down
When sometimes my hb and i have to argue on certain issue, they will look at each other until finally Ari says," Jangan gado-gado, mama papa!!".

comment
We were in the car, while suddenly another "car" passed by.
Papa: fuyyoooo..cantiknya kereta tuh...
Dada: Mana-mana??? Alah, tak cantik la. tak de sunroof!


curious
While watching drama,
Dada: Mama, perempuan nih siapa?
Me: Isteri dia lah.
Dada: perempuan yang tadi tuh?
Me: Isteri dia jugak
Dada: Kenapa nak ada 2 isteri pulak??!!


counterattack
Each time we watch any movies or dramas, and the show is just at the beginning, Dada will busing asking me this and that, sapa jahat, sapa baik, ini sapa, kenapa, macamana...
Sometimes i ask her to keep quite and just watch and sometimes  i say this " Dia ada bagitau mama tak? tak de kan? So, mama pun tak tau la".

And when i need to skip certain scene of the dramas to do prayer or cooking, definitely i want to keep track the story,
me: apa jadi Dada?? Dah mati ker?
Dada: Dia ada bagitau dada tak? tak de kan? macamana dada nak tahu....

Kids actually say the thing from their heart, as they are so pure and sincere without any hidden intention.  Sometimes they can play as a reminder to us, to something that we, the parent have been forgotten about.
i have heard this many times, many years ago that the way our kids treat us somehow is exactly the same way we treat our moms before...serve your right mama!!